I sent this text message last night whilst under the influence of alcohomol.

| by Lou | 5.40pm UK time |

"Whoa I got on train & the guy next to me was spoken to by his friends in several diff languages & I don't think any of them were English as no-one seemed to say 'haha you're wearing pink trousers' (he was) & overall I felt like between us we were more Germanly gay than them & maybe they were french. Yuck."