| by Lou | 4.26pm UK time |
That one awesome film idea that still hasn’t been done yet
There is a comic book hero dying to light up the screens.
Historical Accuracy Man!
He pins this to his pale clammy chest:
and fights the fight against factually incorrect information!
Whenever somebody claims that the Maori ate a distinct race of people called Moriori, he will be there!
Whenever people discuss the kilt-wearing William Wallace-led fighters of the Scottish Highlands, he will be there!
Whenever Americans commemorate the thanksgiving feast of their forefathers, he will be there!
Please note I have a paper-trail for this billion-dollar idea going back to the year 2000 so don't even think about trying to steal it!