The time is 4.10pm here in Wellington, NZ.

Bel here. I'm currently tootling around with templates and settings, so apologies if you've stumble across the site and it looks horrid.

If you came here on purpose just to laugh, well that's just mean.

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Posted by Bel. The time is 8:37pm here in Wellington, NZ.

I can't direct you to this URL without causing some kind of offense, but I really do insist you check out: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com (no offense).

A lot of it made me feel quite nauseous, particularly as a vegetarian, but I'll tell ya what - that hot dog encased in shoestring fries might be a goer...