The time is 4.10pm here in Wellington, NZ.

Bel here. I'm currently tootling around with templates and settings, so apologies if you've stumble across the site and it looks horrid.

If you came here on purpose just to laugh, well that's just mean.

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Posted by Bel. The time is 2.33pm here in Wellington, NZ.

Monica Bellucci without make-up.

Le sigh.