Posted by Lou. The time is 2:14pm here in London, UK.

...the one act we missed when my digital reception had a spack-out mid-final.

But thanks to the wonders of YouTube, I present the winners of BGT and the coolest dance routine you will ever see:

Diversity

Posted by Lou. The time is 11:57am here in London, UK.

The most wonderful thing happened last night. I was at Rebel Bingo discovering the dangers of revisiting something you hold fond memories of - this time it felt weird: the crowd were young, real young, there were the kind of dickheads they expressly used to ban from coming, and the person on the door was rude. But the bingo was still awesome, and the half-time entertainment was... well... The Best Thing Ever.

A "normal" guy came up on stage having "volunteered" to provide a distraction whilst they got rid of the "police" (obviously spending their Friday night trying to bust underground bingo rings). He disappeared behind the curtain then burst out in a white Elvis jumpsuit with a couple of hoola hoops...



And I freaked out, realising it was one of my heroes - The Guy Who Hoola'd Into the Air in Last Year's BGT Semi-Finals! Oh Em Gee!!!

Thanks to my mobile phone you can share in this moment via The Worst Quality Videos You Will Ever See (don't mind my screaming in the background).

Posted by Lou. The time is 2:40pm here in London, UK.

Susan Boyle took out the first semi-final hands down, but the winners of semi-final 2 blew her out of the water with their talent. These guys are just fucking amazing - I linked to their first routine, but here is the even more awesome semi routine:

Flawless

Posted by Lou. The time is 2:45pm here in London, UK.

I got a little behind on Britain's Got Talent, but here's a fix for you. This one is mainly notable just because if you avoid looking at the title of the clip you'll have your jaw drop in surprise...

Greg